Agar Ladkiyan Paraya Dhan Hain To Ladake Kya Hain? Nahin Pata Kya? Main Batata Hu . . . . . . Ek Nambar Ke Chor Jinki Nazar Hamesha Paraye Dhan Par Lagi Rahati Hai
Line Marne Ke Bahut Se Tarike Hote Hain Jinamen Se 3 Prasiddh Hain; 1. Pencil Se 2. Pen Se 3. Markar(Marker) Se Achcha Socho Kuch Log Sharif Bhi Hote Hain Meri Tarah!
Hum Dua Karte Hain Khuda Se Ki Wo Aap Jaisa Dost Aur Na Banaye; Ek Cartoon Jaisi Cheez Hai Hamare Paas Kahin Vo Bhi Aam Na Ho Jaye!
Pahle Jamane Men Jab Koi Akela Baith Ke Hansta Tha To Log Kahte The ' Is Par Kisi Bhutapret Ka Saya Hai'! . .. ... .... Aaj Kal Jab Koi Akela Baith Ke Hansta Hai To Kahte Hain: " Mujhe Bhi Send Kariyo Bhai!
Jin Nazron Se Ham Aisi Garmi Men "Child Biar" Ko Dekhte Hain; Agar Unhi Nazron Se Apni Garlfrend/Bivi Ko Dekhen To Brakap/Talak Ki Naubat Kabhi Nahin Aag!